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*hides good snacks from family members*
(via imaihsak)im hungry
i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate
(via bvillz)swiggity swag ur a fag
someone please come and do this, I’ll bake you cupcakes
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
(via infinity-an-beyond)guess who's back, back again
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
Wow, this is so accurate.
(via asdfghjkllove)just a game
He just ethered an alligator
man polar bears can do this shit
but i cant eat chicken?
wheres a vegan, you better tell that bear hes an asshole or imma be pissed
IS NOBODY GONNA ASK THE OBVIOUS QUESTION WHERE HE FOUND AN ALLIGATOR IN THE ARTIC REALLY? ALL YOU TUMBLR INTELLECTS ALL YOU WIKI GENIUSES
like deadass what is it doin all the way over there
Guys it’s a beluga whale that’s been stripped down to the bone. Just Google it and find the original image. No tumblr genius needed.